ADAM & WOMAN
And the Lord said to Adam " It is not good that you should be alone. I will
create a woman for you."
"What's a 'woman' Lord?"
"Woman will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and beautiful
creature I will ever created. She will be so intelligent that she will figure
out what you want before you want it. She will be so sensitive and caring
that she will know your every mood what to do to make you happy. Her beauty
will rival that of the heavens and earth. She will unquestioningly care for
your every need and desire. She will be the
perfect companion for you." replies the heavenly voice.
"Sounds great."
"She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam."
"How much will this 'woman' cost me Lord?", Adam replies.
"She'll cost you a leg, an arm, an eye, an ear, and a testicle."
After a moment of deep thought Adam asks, "Uh, what would I get for a rib?"
