(I'm gay.)
"Ever try a body shot?" (male to female)
(I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to
lick you.)
"Ever try a body shot?" (female to male)
(If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to you
on the ride home?)
"I don't feel well, let's go home." (female)
(You are paying more attention to your friends than me.)
"I don't feel well, let's go home." (male)
(I'm horny.)
"Who's got the next round?",BR> (I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention.)
Excuse Me." (male to male)
(Get the fuck out of the way.)
"Excuse Me." (male to female)
(I am going to grope you now.)
"Excuse Me." (female to male)
(Don't even think about groping me, just get the fuck out of
the way.)
"Excuse Me." (female to female)
(Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not
all that, missy, and don't think for one minute that you are.
Coming in here dressing like a ho . . . Get your eyes off of my
man, or I'll slap you, bitch, like the slut you are.)
"What do you have on tap?"
(What's cheap?)
"Can I have a white Russian?" (male)
(I'm really gay.)
"Can I have a white Russian?" (female)
(I'm really easy.)
"That person looks really familiar."
(Did I sleep with him/her?)
"Can I just get a glass of water?" (female)
(I'm annoying, but cute enough to get away with this.)
"Can I just get a glass of water?" (male>
(I've already had 10 beers and my stomach is dissolving.)
"I don't have my ID on me." (female)
(I'm 17.)
"I don't have my ID on me." (male)
(I don't have a license since I got pulled over and blew a
0.4 after my last visit here.)
"Lets go somewhere else." (female)
(There's too many men trying to chat me up.)
"Lets go somewhere else." (male)
(There's not enough women to chat up.)
"I'll be back in a minute, I'm just going to the toilet." (female)
(I'll be back in half an hour after I touch up my makeup, re-apply my lipstick, brush my hair,
change my hair clips, apply glitter and wash my hands.)
"I'll be back in a minute, I'm just going to the toilet." (male)
(I'll be back in 1 minute 30 seconds after I do the toilet and (maybe) wash my hands.)
