A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN BECAUSE....

1. You can pick up a beer in any bar in town.

2. You can have more that one beer a night and not feel guilty.

3. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.

4. A beer will never complain about your beer belly.

5. A beer won't get jealous if you bring home other beers.

6. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.

7. A beer won't throw things if you come home after 2am.

8. A beer won't ever expect you to but it flowers.

9. You don't have to take your socks off with a beer.

10. Hangovers are only temporary.