Bob-Slaying, aka:The Hit and Run Points Chart

Item

Points

Small Animal1
Large Animal5
Bird-any size 5 bonus 10 if airborne
Small child 50 bonus 20 if on trike
Large child 50 bonus 20 if on bike
High School student 20
College student 20 bonus 20 if drunk
Traffic Warden 500 bonus 100 if writing ticket
Jogger/runner 20 bonus 10 if w/walkman
Famous person 100 bonus 100 if w/security
Officer directing traffic 50
Old Woman80 bonus 100 if with zimmer
Old Man80 bonus 100 if wearing wig
Construction worker 20
Anyone called BOB1000
Vehicle with BOB on it's plates500
Anyone wearing an animal costume100 bonus 100 if really sad
Any stationary object50 bonus 500 if object jumps out at you
Any building 20
Entering building with car 100 bonus 200 for each occupant in car
Nun/Priest200
Anyone wearing/holding a "End of the world" sign500
Aircraft500
Boat500
American Tourist500
Any German100
Any other moving vechicle100
Any Fat Person100 bonus 100 if eating
Person in wheelchair100 bonus 100 if they stay on it
Military vehicle100 bonus 100 pts if armed
TV detector van100 bonus
Dangerous chemical tanker500 bonus 500 pts if explodes
School bus500
BonusPoints
Person lands on feet 50
No blood on vehicle100
Police vehicle100
Vehicle does not recieve damage100
Person loses body parts100
Larger vehicle -150
Own family/friends-500
Own house-500